Population | 5.727 billion |
Capital | Roma |
Leader | Caesar |
Faith | Versus Iuvenalis |
Currency | Denarius |
Animal | Aquila |
The Imperial Respublica of Tyrannical overlords 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.727 billion Ambubaias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The all-consuming Tyrannical overlords 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 208,692 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children have only the most basic of education, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and genetic research has been halted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tyrannical overlords 3's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Versus Iuvenalis.
Tyrannical overlords 3 is ranked 287,517th in the world and 6,202nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tyrannical overlords 3 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, children have only the most basic of education.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, everyone apparently sends Caesar hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, Harry Potter books are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in Tyrannical overlords 3, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.